finally made an ugly carrd check it out if you like 🔮
Riding through the back streets in Norway. Its always inspiring to see the way people live up in the Arctic.
Alright *exhales* here’s what you’re gonna do. You see that house over there? You’re gonna go inside it. Once inside you’ll see a girl with a blonde ponytail, just ignore her she’s not gonna wanna talk to you so just pretend she’s ain’t even there. To left of the door there’s gonna be a light switch. You’re gonna turn the lights off. Chances are nothin’s gonna happen except for the room goin’ dark. Now after that you’re gonna leave the house and do the whole thing over again, go inside, turn the lights off, leave, rinse repeat. Now…one of these times something’s gonna happen, I’ll let you see that for yourself
first glass of water: this isn’t enough i’m dried out like a raisin i’m going to die of thirst i can’t live like this
second glass of water: die from being human kool aid man
“what the fuck goes on in splatoon” “what the hell is splatoon about” splatoon is about how the past inexorably affects the present. it’s about gay little fish. it’s about the power of self-expression. it’s about terrible ocean puns. its post-apocalyptic fiction. one of the weapons is a bathtub called the Bloblobber. it’s metal gear solid for kids. most of all it is about painting the ground a whole lot
